On Friday former President-via-autopen Joe Biden delivered remarks at a Memorial Day Event in New Castle, Delaware. Notably, Memorial Day was on Monday. Friday’s posthumous holiday outing is the 82-year-old’s first time speaking publicly since his cancer announcement.
In customary Joe Biden fashion, the former autopen President bumbled his way around words but managed to form sentences nonetheless, albeit with a confused raging shout indicative of mental degradation.
“I’m an American! That’s who I am! I’m serious about this! I’m not joking!”
Former President Biden: "I know for many of you Memorial Day, like for us, is deeply personal. For the Bidens, this day is the 10th anniversary of loss of my son Beau, who spent a year in Iraq. To be honest, it's a hard day." pic.twitter.com/AHzDiDjBoQ
— CSPAN (@cspan) May 30, 2025
The elderly Biden then went on to botched the Declaration of Independence, trailing off into mumbling noises after the first few memorable words, a common behavior of his.
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Commenters on social media ridiculed various things about the Memorial Day speech that was held days after Memorial Day.
Will he be at a New Year's event tomorrow?
— Mattox Mcmurdo (@MattoxMcmurdo) May 30, 2025
I get anxious as I watch this man walk, it feels like he will collapse any second
— Rational Millenial (@Based_MD_PhD) May 30, 2025
umm memorial day was four days ago…
— ja𝕏ter (@Destiny_Warlox) May 30, 2025
Looking lost as usual.
— Lindsay (@LindsayWilmoth) May 30, 2025
Dude has been using his dead son for politics for so long. Terrible president, worse politician, and the worst father.
— David Neill (@David__Neill) May 30, 2025
his son died of cancer in america, not in Iraq in battle
— zuzupetals09 (@zuzupetals09) May 30, 2025
Then his other son decided to bang the widow of his own brother. Just a sick family.
— 🅱️ (@Stealth_B__) May 30, 2025
He’s a vegetable.
— BillyBob1972 🇺🇸 (@BillyRickiBob) May 30, 2025
We need an investigation into who was running the country and who gave out the thousands of late night autopen pardons.
— Ghosted Hippie 👻 (@GhostedHippie) May 30, 2025
— Ghosted Hippie 👻 (@GhostedHippie) May 30, 2025
Biden’s mumbling rise to the White House was chronicled in a satirical ‘campaign’ video.