On Friday, Greg Gutfeld said the Biden dementia coverup made “Watergate look like a parking ticket.” The coverup was back in the news because of the imminent release—today, actually—of Jake Tapper’s new book Original Sin, which tells the whole story of how President Biden’s mental decline was hidden from the outside world for so long, until it wasn’t possible to hide it anymore and he was forced to drop out of the race for the presidency.
Except, of course, Biden’s cognitive decline wasn’t really hidden at all, and Jake Tapper’s book doesn’t tell anything like the whole story. Nowhere near, in fact.
However bad the coverup looked on Friday, today it looks ten times, a hundred times worse. A thousand times—whatever multiplier conveys to you that this whole situation is now so much more shocking and so much more disturbing than it already was.
On Sunday night, less than a day before the devastating tell-all was due to drop, and after leaked audio tapes revealed President Biden’s interview with special counsel Hur in 2023 was even sadder and made even less sense than in the transcripts, it was announced the former president has stage-four prostate cancer and, what’s more, it’s metastasised to his bones. You don’t need to be a cancer specialist to know that’s really not good. Not good at all.
According to the official announcement, Joe Biden’s cancer was discovered when he started to display urinary symptoms. The cancer rates a 9 out of 10 on the Gleason Scale, which means it’s about as nasty and aggressive as it gets. “The President and his family are reviewing treatment options with his physicians,” we were told.
And so instead of talking about Biden’s dementia, suddenly we were all talking about the ass cancer in his bones and feeling sorry for him, because it’s hard to be mean, even justifiably, about an old man whose bones are riddled with cancer from his ass. I feel kind of bad just writing this, to be honest.
Actually, to tell you the truth, I don’t. And I didn’t feel bad 24 hours ago either. It was immediately obvious to me, as it was to anybody with a functioning brain, that the timing of the announcement was not innocent or accidental. This wasn’t just a coincidence.
As the tributes and messages of goodwill were pouring in, others were looking a little closer at the diagnosis and considering what it really meant about Joe Biden’s health over the last four years.
Now, I’m no doctor—well, actually I am, just not a medical doctor—and I’m certainly not an expert on ass cancer or even cancer in general, but thankfully there are plenty of genuine experts prepared to chime in for me. And here’s what they say: Nothing about this diagnosis is quite what it seems.
Doctor Howie Forman, a professor at Yale, said, “It’s inconceivable that this was not being followed before he left the presidency.”
Forman went on to explain that Biden must have had multiple tests for prostate-specific antigen (PSA), which is how prostate cancer is usually first picked up. President Biden was given a full physical in February of last year by the White House physician, Dr Kevin O’Connor, and pronounced “fit to serve”—i.e. to run in the 2024 election.
How was prostate cancer not picked up in a man of his age, not least of all the President of the United States?
Dr Mark Siegel, who shared his expertise with Fox News, also expressed his surprise that President Biden had apparently not been having regular screenings for “the one cancer in men that you really look out for.”
“I’m a little taken aback that it’s this far advanced,” he added.
Urologist Dr David Shusterman believes Biden has had prostate cancer for several years.
“It’s unusual to hear that someone has prostate cancer when they’re annually being followed up,” he said.
“The fact that we find it at Gleason 9 is unheard of.”
And here’s a final opinion from Dr Steven Quay: “Even with the most aggressive form, it is a five-to-seven-year journey without treatment before it becomes metastatic.”
“It would be malpractice for this patient to show up and first be diagnosed with metastatic disease in 2025.”
So there you have it. The signs suggest Joe Biden was living with cancer, whether diagnosed or undiagnosed, for a significant proportion of his presidency, maybe even all of it. The chance that it was undiagnosed is slim, which means people—Biden’s physician and his handlers at the very least—knew and said nothing.
Like his dementia, the cancer was hidden from the public. Covered up.
Or was it?
Remember when Biden himself said, three years ago, that he had cancer? He was talking at a press conference when he blurted out that pollution in his native Delaware was the reason “I and so many other people have cancer.” Look it up. The remark was taken as a typical Biden “gaffe”—but what if it wasn’t? What if he was telling the truth?
Then there’s this. In 2021, President Biden greeted reporters on the White House lawn with the exclamation, “My butt’s been wiped!” While anal incontinence is not generally a symptom of prostate cancer—I apologise if you’re eating your supper while reading this—it is a symptom of prostate-cancer treatment, whether we’re talking about surgery, radiological treatment or hormone treatment to lower levels of testosterone in the body. (Incidentally, hormonal treatment for prostate cancer worsens dementia symptoms significantly.)
There’s a much darker possibility too, according to a very smart friend of mine. It’s possible that President Biden was denied treatment altogether, because it was considered more important to isolate him and control him at all times. Surrendering the President to regular medical treatment would have made it impossible to stage-manage his life to the degree that was necessary—so his handlers just didn’t let him get treatment.
The evidence for this sickening possibility is the fact the disease spread in the first place. If it had been caught early and treated, it would never have reached his bones.
Whichever way you slice it, this is not good. Greg Gutfeld was totally right: This does make Watergate look like a parking ticket. I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say this is the biggest political scandal in American history, and it will only get worse.
A puppet president, eaten alive by dementia and cancer, so America could be flooded with millions of illegal immigrants.
So America could be destroyed from within—just like Joe Biden himself.
God, it’s sick.
Urgent message from Alex Jones:
The Scandal Is The Illegitimate Autopen— NOT The Fact That They Covered Up Biden's Failing Mental/Physical Facilities! pic.twitter.com/PiJC2HxFOK
— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) May 19, 2025
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